I have recently started visiting a young lady in Park City. After our first couple of dates we noticed that something interesting. Novels and movies always talk about "sparks" that occur when two people get together. It does not appear that this young lady and myself have "sparks" per say.
Instead we have the opposite effect. Every date in the past month or so has been accompanied by extreme climatic change. We don't make sparks; we cause severe winter weather. I'm not talking about little tiny storms either; I'm talking about snow fall measured in feet instead of inches.
So. I have decided to accept sponsorships from all of the local ski resorts. Our dating is obviously improving their business. Clearly we should receive remuneration for the snow we cause to fall along the Wasatch Front.
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