The things that end up in my in-box.

Since I serve as middle management at the nursing center I rate an in-box.  I never realized something before receiving my own in-box. It appears that in-boxes attract a lot more interesting things than just paperwork. Some of the things have ended up in my in-box are pretty random.  I've found toys, receipts, random papers, key-chains, and once even a DVD.  The item that I found in my in-box this morning has to be the most random item that I have ever found. This is what I found.

Ovulation Predictor.

I'm not really sure what I was supposed to do with this. It's kind of useless to me. Not only am I not trying to start a family; I have the wrong plumbing to use this item.

I am having a hard time trying to figure out why anyone would even have that in a nursing home? Most of our residents are way past the age of worrying about this.  Staff, is work the place that you would want to take a such a test?

I thought that it was just a some kind of perverse and over my head joke. No one ever came to claim the joke however. So I'm just left to laugh at the experience of  receiving an ovulation predictor. Anybody want it?